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华盛顿大学计算机系乐队“UW CSE Band”歌曲选载  

2011-04-23 15:25:50|  分类: 伪文学艺术 |  标签: |举报 |字号 订阅

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Coding in C (to the tune of "You Give Love a Bad Name" by Bon Jovi)

Got a segfault!
And you're to blame, darling
Coding in C is a damn shame

Why use bools when you have bits
Love that pointer arithmetic
Save some time with plus plus i
One dangling pointer, kiss my program goodbye

Whoa, it's off by one
Whoa, my program won't run
And nothing will tell me if damage was done

(Chorus:)
Got a segfault!
And you're to blame, darling
Coding in C is a damn shame
At least it halts
That's not much to claim
Coding in C is a damn shame

Start each file with pound ifndef
I still don't know how to use printf
Should I use a union or a struct?
If I make the wrong choice then I'll be - ????

Whoa, need efficiency
Hold your breath and run gcc
And please don't compile with dash oh three

Chorus

Chorus

Chorus

 

 

Write It Up in LaTeX(to the tune of "Dancing with Myself" by Billy Idol)


Well, my paper's due at midnight
And I can't get the layout just right
With an underfull h-box
And an emergency stop
And I write it up in LaTex

Well my labels may have changed
So I'll run my code again
Well I wait so long for my recompile
And I write it up in Latex

Oh oh oh write it up in LaTex
Oh oh oh write it up in LaTex
Well I'm cursing Knuth
As I typeset my proof
And I write it up in LaTex oh oh oh oh

So I looked all over the page
And I couldn't find my image
The placement's peculiar
Where the hell is my figure
And I write it up in LaTex

I'll spell-check star dot tex
To make sure that it's correct
If I had my way
I'd switch to Word today
But I write it up in LaTex

Oh oh oh write it up in LaTex
Oh oh oh write it up in LaTex
Well I'm cursing Knuth
As I typeset my proof
And I write it up in LaTex oh oh oh oh ...

Well, my paper's due at midnight
And I can't get the layout just right
With and underfull h-box
And an emergency stop
And I write it up in LaTex

I'll spell-check star dot tex
To make sure that it's correct
If I had my way
I'd switch to Word today
But I write it up in LaTex
Oh oh oh write it up in LaTex
Oh oh oh write it up in LaTex
Well I'm cursing Knuth
As I typeset my proof
And I'm cursing Knuth
As I typeset my proof
And I curse Knuth
As I typeset my proof

Oh oh oh ...
Write it up in LaTex...
Oh oh oh ...
TeX, TeX, TeX, TeX
LaTeX, BibTeX, LaTeX, LaTeX...
Oh oh oh oh


Submitting It to SIGGRAPH (to the tune of "Hit Me with Your Best Shot" by Pat Benatar):


Well you're a real top conference with a long history
Of rejecting awesome papers like the ones from me
This year my dreams must come fruition
Or my advisor will cut off my tuition

Submitting it to to SIGGRAPH
Gonna get it into SIGGRAPH
Submitting it to SIGGRAPH
It's due today

The deadline is tonight, got my MD5
I sure hope the server's alive
A hundred megs of video pain
The codec we used was wrong again

Submitting it to to SIGGRAPH
Or something close to SIGGRAPH
Submitting it to SIGGRAPH
It's due today

It's now mid-March, time for rebuttals
They just don't get it, my work's too subtle
Reviewer 2 says it's "pedestrian"
I guess I'll just re-submit again

Submitting it to SIGGRAPH - Asia!
Or Transactions in Graphics
Or maybe Eurographics
I'll find a way

I'm writing up a tech report
I'll put it on my CV
A chapter in my thesis
Publish away!

 

 

I Tried Emacs

vi is what I used to plan
All my inventions
Escape colon q stretch out my hand
Start a new bash session
It's not what I'm used to
Just want to try you on
I'm curious for gnu
Closed my vi session

I tried emacs and I liked it
The feel of the alt-control-shift
I tried emacs just to try it
Hope vim.org don't mind it
It felt so wrong
It felt so right
I love the syntax highlight
I tried emacs and I liked it
I liked it

Knowing how to copy would be nice
It doesn't matter
I'll just cut and paste it twice
Less to remember
I'm told it's an os
built into itself
Control x-control s
Me from myself

chorus

This editor's programmable
E-lisp macros so flexible
Hard to resist so codable
Too good to deny it
Need a doctor it's built iiiin

chorus 


About "UW CSE Band":

The UW CSE Band is a computer science parody rock band composed of grad students (and a postdoc!) from the Department of Computer Science and Engineering at the University of Washington, Seattle. We perform mostly at department events, and our music makes fun of anything and everything relating to computer science, programming, and life as a grad student. This performance took place during the 2009 Visit Days for prospective students. As of spring 2009, the band consists of:
Alex Colburn (lead guitar)
Laura Effinger-Dean (vocals)
Andrew Guillory (bass guitar and vocals)
Chloé Kiddon (sax)
Natalie Linnell (keyboard)
Kristi Morton (drums)
Pradeep Shenoy (vocals)

Website: http://www.cs.washington.edu/homes/alexco/CSEBand/
YouTube: http://www.youtube.com/user/CSEBand


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